1. I don’t actually speak french.

2. I really don’t want to go to work right now. I’d much rather listen to Florence and the Machine

3. I keep checking my phone even though it clearly hasn’t vibrated.

4. I just want to go to college. Virginia Tech to be exact.

5. I consider myself a good kid.

6. I use tumblr as a way of showing who I currently want to be. Which is why I don’t mind that I have like 10 followers. Its for me.

7. I’m perfectly content with being the comic relief for almost all of my friends.

8. I need to write a research paper… by friday… I have not started.

9. I hate when people I’ve known forever grow facial hair. It freaks me out. I hate change.

She told me the mac n cheese was hot. I didn’t listen. I am now internally burnt and feel like I died.